"Hey guys, if we just throw our collective BMI into it, we should get this thing open in no time. Oh wait, I forgot: we don't have any BMI."
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"Don't tell Kirsten, but I secretly wish I was Canadian."
"Me, too. Canadians are awesome."
"Me, three. Tell me aboot it, eh?"
(Everyone dissolves into sophomoric laughter...)
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Dear reader, it's your turn to have fun at the expense of the death squad. There's no need for restraint, by the way. I can assure you, given the opportunity, they'd do the same and then some. Trust me. Please leave your caption in the comments section below. I'm in the mood to laugh today...