Sophie spent her entire life decorating her school for homecoming.
Caroline did this...
31 times times in a row!
And I overdressed for the season.
Boots: just sling them on, zip them up. Is the sun beating down with the fury of a thousand bottles of hot sauce? Not in your head, it isn't.
Channel your inner farmgirl, darling! You never know when there's chores to be done--barns to muck, pigs to slop. It never hurts to keep up appearances.
And brace me up with some more of that marvelous fizzy lemonade while you're at it.