Friendship is when the friend who reluctantly agreed to adopt two male baby hamsters from your litter calls back one month later to inform you Despereaux and Toby are now the proud parents of five.
I'm taking that phone call to mean we are still on speaking terms. I think.
I don't know what to tell you, dear reader. Needless to say, my credibility as a farm girl has suffered a mortal blow. We checked and double checked those hammies. We did not see any dots.
That said, does anyone have any ideas for a nice gesture of apology/shower gift?